the flying spaghetti monster. riiiiiiighhht.

THE 8 "I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS" OF "PASTAFARIANISM:

1. I'd really rather you didn't Act Like sanctimonious. holier-than-thou asses when describing my noodley goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's ok. Really, I'm not that Vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, evicerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices and purifty is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, dress, talk, or well, just play nice, ok? Oh, and get this in your thick heads: woman = person, man = person. samey-samey. one is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and i'm sorry, but i gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuschia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal AND mental maturity. as for anyone who might object, i think the expression is go F yourself, unless they find that offensive, in which case they can turn off the tv or once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigtoed, misogynist, hateful ideas of other on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the B****.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion dollar churches,/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodley goodness when the money could be better spent [take your pick:]
-ending poverty
-curing diseases
-living in peace, loving with passion, ad lowering the cost of cable.
---i might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being but i enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people i talk to you. Yo're not that interesting. get over yourself. and i told you to love your fellow man. cant you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are um, into THAT sort of stuff. [i.e. gross sexual stuff i censored out.]

RAmen.





--------------> and all i have to say is that i think its really flippin stupid and ridiculous to give a persuasive speech on why people should join pastafarianism as if it were this hysterical funny thing. equating it to a religion and equating some made up noodle thing to Christ. it really pissed me off. i dont know. i thought it was dumb and i pretty much wanted to slap the person who gave it. grow up...you arent cute or funny...just pretty obnoxious. the end.

ice pops, pumpkin guts, and pizza. if only that was enough.

so according to moviefone...the top 5 scariest movies are...

5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre [original]
4. The Shining
3. Psycho [original]
2. The Exorcist
1. Halloween [original]

i saw halloween...it was scary...but i definitely wouldn't have put it as number 1. the remake of TCM was scary as hell...i wouldnt be able to watch the original...i realy only saw like the first 4 minutes of the crappy remake. i'll probably see the shining tonight, psycho would prevent me from showering so i havent seen it, andi want to see the exorcist because it just doesnt seem so scary to me...maybe its just because its old and outdated.
anyway, i found it interesting.

there was more to say, but it has since escaped me.

i should probably call the doctor at some point...

i. am. an. asshole.

i feel like a terrible person, insensitive and inhumane. rereading that made me sick. i was so frusterated it all just sort of spilled out and it looked and sounded heartless and terrible and it was. i guess i figured no one reads this so no one would see...thats how i think of this now. its just a place for me again--no one reads it so i finally feel like i can say what i want and not censor it to sheild myself or sheild people from what i want to say. but it isnt i suppose.

i am unhappy, and i am [80% of the time] thinking things wont really change...but part of me doesnt want them to. i want to try to work things out. i want things to get better, but i just dont know if they can, and that all hangs over my head. it doesnt really have anyting to do with you. i just dont know if i feel it anymore, and it makes me so sad. and i know if this ends its over. we wont talk and wont see each other and we cant have a relationship and that kills me. i've spent almost a year seeing you and at least talking to you everyday. you're my best friend, and i dont want you to leave my life. i also knw thats a pretty selfish thing to ask of someone. but i dont care. i'll be selfish. whatever. i dont even know why things started changing or why i feel differently, i dont know what happened but something did and i try to ignore it but sometimes it just slaps me in the face.

i want to try to fix things but i'm just scared that something got lost that i cant get back. i dont want us to seperate and go our different directions. i dont want to feel like i can't call you when i want or need to or i cant go places because you'll be there. i dont want the awkwardness. and mostly i dont want ot hurt you. but i already have and that hurts me most. i never said anything and i put things off and bury things inside me so i wouldnt have to deal with the inevitable. i dont know what to do or what to say, i cant physically say much at all...but i feel miserable. and i wish this never happened.