wow, that man is really angry. he's really pissed, taste the air, you can taste it in the air.

it aboslutely amazes me everytime i see you. everytime you open your mouth, i'm stunned.

i've never met another human being so self absorbed as you in my entire life. someone so completely and utterly childlike and irresponsible it floors me.  someone so spoiled that they cant even COMPREHEND the extent of their own absurdity. 

you sit there, on the dirty, hairy, dusty floor and look me straight in the eyes and lie to me expecting me to believe you. look me right in the face and say, "i never use anything of yours without asking." when i JUST not 5 minutes ago put my handmade mirror away, scrape the paint off my radio remote, and re-insert the now scratched cd into its player. when i go to my makeup drawer and find my MAC eye shadow that i havent touched half empty, or find that my second bottle of shampoo is mysteriously almost gone when i barely use any at all, or when my brand new bottle of soap has significantly less in it when i come back that weekend [and i havent opened it yet], when i find you letting someone else use my computer, when i know YOU GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ MY PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FAMILY, when you vacuum while someone in the room is sleeping and then blame it on me because i asked you to, when you leave your dirty trash all over the room for weeks for everyone else to clean up, when you do homework all weekend and let it flood our entire floor so throughouly that there isnt even walking space, when you turn the TV on while someone is asleep, when you drink the last of my soda while i'm gone so that i have nothing to drink all week, when you eat the food i've brought from home, when you open your mouth to give a completely ludicris excuse for every single one of these things.....i want to slap you and ask how the hell you survived infancy.

i've never met anyone else in my life who was so thouroughly convinced of their own innocence, who was so quick to blame every ounce of their own incompetence on someone else's bitchiness and not take an ounce of blame for their own behavior. who uses the excuse: i dont have money, [when you spend it all on food and clothes and not on the things you "borrow" every freaking day from us], or you "dont have time to clean up after yourself" [even though you watched a movie last night with people, or go out on the weekends], or "you're just messy" [i dont give a shit. i'm not living in YOUR mess. clean it up]. i love that you cry to everyone about what ia bitch I am, ME, because i actually am the only person to ever call you out and make you accountable for your lack of responsibility, make me sound like this terrible cruel person for asking you to do YOUR DAMN JOB. [which is to keep your hands off everyone's crap but yours, and to keep your crap in your area.] yep, for asking you to have even an OUNCE of respect for anyone in this closet they call a room or their things, EXPENSIVE things that you feel entitled to.

i dont feel bad for you, maybe people let you manipulate them into feeling bad for you and pitying your low [which they arent] circumstances and cutting you some slack, but i'm not. everyone else here has the same responsibilites you now have and everyone else has to deal with the them exact same way you have to. so learn how to do it without bitching and moaning.

no, you cant just switch shifts with whoever you want whenever you want at work, its unprofessional, they arent there to cater to you. you are there to work for them, and you do what they tell you to do when they tell you to do it. dont make your manager sound like a bitch for asking you to do your job properly. god, yep shes terrible for making you work when she asks you to. damn her. geez. yeah...r i g h t.

i thank god i have only a few hours left of dealing with your ridiculous shit. i'd rather have triplet-boys puking and pooping and crying 24-7 than deal with your crap.